Get busy living or get busy dying.
— Andy Dufresne
‘What’ ain’t no country I ever heard of! They speak English in ‘What’?!?!
No regrets, that’s my motto. That, and Everybody Wang Chung tonight
You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.
— Ulysses Everett McGill
You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis.
— Tyler Durden
You know you’re like the A-Bomb; everyone is laughing having a good time, and then you come around and BOOM. everything is dead.
— Master Shake
With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?
— Ben Jabituya
It’s a date. Ya eat ‘em!
— Indiana Jones
— Sterling Archer
You sit down when you pee!
Is he learning a second language?
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
— Cosmo Kramer
Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you ‘Ho Ju’!
— Homer J. Simpson